Hello. My name is Gunbeard Careful Danger McShotty and I am here to fold your laundry.
Since there's no Armor King yet, I am reduced to playing Regular King in Tekken 8. Fortunately, he is a well respected character in the community and nobody every whines about him. I ranked him up to Tekken King where he shall remain forever for obvious reasons. It's because he's King and the game's name is Tekken. Tekken King. Get it? Don't think about it too hard.
Where is my beloved Armor King?
Oh well. Here are some testimonials from my Steam profile:
You can rest assured this is 100% true because you read it on the internet.