Shut Up!

Here's my damn website! It's an ugly mess of the don'ts and don'ts of website design. There'll be pages with autoplaying music and more animated under construction GIF's than every 90's website combined. Don't like it? Go back to your boiler plate corporate WordPress dystopia. Oh and here's a recipe for boiled meat while we're at it.

Here's how you can make bold and italic meat.

This is an image of you right now:

Here's my plans for subsites

To learn more HTML/CSS, read a book. Avoid these tutorials!